issue 5, spring 2001
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talk
one
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cheap,
cheap, cheap, isn't it? [our viewer mail]
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talk
two
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no amount
of gwyneth paltrow can save you now
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talk three
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more
rejection notices from famous magazines
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talk four
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yet more rejection notices from famous magazines
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ctINDEX
one
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our stuff
indexed, like, um, harper's bizarre?
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ctINDEX
two
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our stuff
indexed, like, um, harper's bizarre?
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banalities four
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the sun king hates the net (by nicholas noyes), and much more
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the travels of father gonzaga
episode 1
episode 2
episode 3
episode 4
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by marcus
boon, nicholas noyes, and david wondrich
episodes excerpted from the once-famous
world traveler's journeys |
holy
shit
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by duncan
hernandez
a tale of trying to make enough
dough to live in nyc
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barcelona
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by
alexander j. whitman a short story
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wild
surmise
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by nicholas noyes the
climate can mess things up
sometimes. Would you trade a cold winter in Pittsburgh
for the heat of summer? Maybe. Maybe not.
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bill
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by bruce
cornelison a funny
limerick
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retrofitting english
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by nicholas noyes
a hilarious resurrection of words from their untimely deaths to expand
our modern vocabularies
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quattro formaggio
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a bit we stole from Might magazine
glorious, wonderful cheese, or things we love to hate
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music
madness
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[a big file,
but worth it] a humorous look at what the world
will be like when there's only one
record company
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pleased
to meat you
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by nicholas
noyes a delicious sampling
of british meat food oddities, like
"bath chaps"
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art
v. "art"
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by bruce cornelison the
north carolina
multi-medialist/fianc´e
addresses
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lost
and found
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dumpster-diving in New York
yields an oddly compelling triptych |
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