perfect pitch
a
brief conversation between two guys
A: "Lady's man? Me? No way.
I'm more like a solid pitcher: a lot of strike outs
and, uh, very few at bats, depending on where I am...."
B:
A: "Yeah, you're
right, it works on that level. Rarely do I get past
first base. Ha! But what's second base, anyway? I
mean, in that old sense of sex-as-sports, you now?"
B:
A: "Yeah, first
base is kissing, sure, but what's second?"
B:
A: "Oh really?"
B:
A: "And third?
I mean, I might have guessed second, but what's between
that and home base? You know? What the hell is getting
to third all about?"
B:
A: "No shit!"
B:
A: "I didn't know
that...." <
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