warning: this magazine is replete with material so foul that it causes dyspepsia in mice and thus has been deemed by the FDA to be unsuitable for children. If it were a movie, it would be R-rated. If it were a movie, it would be an independent movie, or possibly a home video. If it were a movie, our marketing department would beg us to make it R-rated, so that they could secretly market it to children.
Since our last issue a lot has happened:
- Men have walked on the moon
- The pop-rocks craze has come and gone
- Cats has opened and shut on Broadway
- The healing power of aloe has been acknowledged
- Both NASDAQ and NASCAR have endured many crashes
- Aromatherapy has brought hope to millions
But our mission statement has been adhered to.
Sure there have been some setbacks -
- Our plan to open Chocolate Thunder "drop-in" centers across the globe where readers could meet to discuss CT and drink herbal teas while browsing shoe catalogs has been drastically scaled back. Sad, but the VC people insisted.
- Some of our long running serials are on hiatus - but could reappear in future issues, as easily as flowers return in the spring.
You mean a lot to us - so let us hear from you. Send us nuggets of juicy goodness.
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