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I woke up to find myself being
administered cold water by a bucket to my face and,
indeed, to my whole person. This was complemented by a
light fist-massage of my admittedly stiff shoulders. I
looked around and saw that I was surrounded by a group of
the most repugnant faces I had seen since my sojourn in
hell. Corpulent, eyes bloodshot, hard, teeth in disarray,
some with scars that opened up their faces like second
and third mouths. They were all worthy of note. There was
a hearty stench of vomit, of strong drink, of the various
bodily elixirs, of tobacco, and of tooth-decay, but as
this tended to decline as I was dowsed, I cannot wholly
ascribe its presence to the gentlemen in question. It appeared that I was the center of attention. "Who put you up to it, then, you footy despicable?" brayed the largest, the cleanest and, it seemed to me, the most prominent of them, an individual whom I came to know as Bob Cromby, the captain of the garrison. "E's a Frog, Captain, I can tell it from 'is breff, all garlicky 'e pongs." This from a weasel of a corporal called Pryce. When I call him a weasel, I will have you know that I use the term advisedlynay, I will present the facts of my case and you may then judge for yourself. If a man were to stand before you with a chin that scarcely troubled to protrude beyond his Adam's apple, leaving his few remaining upper teeth entirely without support; with eyes the size and color of sun-dried currants, separated from each other by less than the width of an Irish street-urchin's littlest finger; whose hairfor he wears no wiglies dark and oily upon his naked scalp, congealed into individual strands that sweep back to the nape of his filthy neck; whose sharp little nose pulls, as it were, the rest of his face forward ... but I trust that I have made my case. What else but a weasel? I shall not mention his ears, although others were usually not so discreet. The captain thoughtfully stroked his chin, leaving a soot-smutch on the right side of his jaw. "A frog, Jack-ears? Damme if I've ever clapped my eyes on a Frog the size of this hulky rogue. Nay, he'll be no Frog. I make him a Dutchman at the leastperhaps even a Saxon, or one of yon Bohemian coves. What says he? Does he answer to the King's English?" "'E jabbered to me in 'is damned 'eathen codswallop, Captain, but I could not make 'eads nor tails of hit." This was a flat lie, for the events of that morning had left me too far gone to even open my mouth, let alone form sounds. "Is that so? You, prisoner, what do you say for yourself?" I attempted to open my mouth, in vain. The blood spilled by those vulgar dentists-at-law had so congealed inside me that it sealed my lips like the buttons on a moneylender's purse. "Right, then. If he's not one of ours, then it's the chates for him." "'E'll be dancin' on nuffing afore you can mumble a sparrow, sir." |
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