"honey,
where's my socks?"
male pattern
blindness
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now that
makes sense
dazed and confused
I just want to say how much I enjoyed
your first issue, but who the hell is Eli
Brillstein? That thing was funny as shit, with
the "tits" line, but I had no idea who
that guy was talking about? Am I an idiot? Was it
just me?
All the same, keep
up the good work.
Oliver N.
Falls Church, VA
[editor’s note: What? You don't know? Try
reading the paper once in a while. (Actually, we,
um, don't know, either.)]
[name witheld] rulez
How dare you publish the letter sent to
you by [name witheld because of restraining
order], rejecting your request for a submission
(see the last Talk, "Uncle"). He is
a well-known respected author for his
groundbreaking work in the fields of punctuation,
foot-noting, and self-congratulatory wit. I
implore you to stop at once!
All the same, keep
up the good work.
Joanie Cunningham
[address witheld]
[editor’s note: You may be right. We may be
crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're
looking for.]
crazy like a fox
You folks sure do have a weird sense of
humor. I liked the cartoons, no matter how badly
drawn. And the thing about the apples (in stereo)
was funny. But why don't you compromise your
highly individual sense of humor to try to reach
a broader audience? You know, mass-market humor?
All the same, keep
up the good work.
Ben Ehiel
San Bernadino, CA
[editor’s note: Thanks for the great idea.
We'll make it more, um, mainstream, so we can
rake in the advertising dollars!]
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