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the radleys, earnest (top) and kristy (bottom) are an old-timey appalachian bluegrass group that we just can't get enough of here at cT.

our stuff indexed, like, um, harper's bazaar,
er, um, we mean harper's, right?

>	how did those guys from the apples (in stereo) get british accents? faking it.

>	how many texas poets can you fit into a phone booth? the question is moot. i get the car.

>	according to publishings in JAMA: intelligence is inversely proportionate to looks.

>	you can be, therefore, as dumb as you look? of course.

>	is it wiser to recognize the wisdom in the innocent remarks of a 15-year-old than to dismiss these remarks because the person saying them is only 15? the answer is "yes." absolutely. [edit note: we had this wrong for a while. sorry.]

>	are we losing the war on drugs? it’s now official. but who the hell is this "we" bullshit?

>	is it the very nature of bongwater to stink royally? absolutely.

>	what "play" do the players in "hamlet" perform for hamlet's father/uncle causing him to go a bit mad? the murder of gonzaga. oh, now that’s a funny title.

>	worst way to die of the month: eaten by a kimodo dragon (surprise, they’re carnivors!)

>	second worst way to die of the month: half-eaten by kimodo dragon/left to bleed to death