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Dear CT:
Are you there? Nothing seems to have changed on yr site for months. Has there been some kind of accident? Now I'm kinda worried. I'm going to call your neighbors and if they don't know what's up, I'm going to call the police. The least you could do is write.
Yrs.
Concerned in Connecticut.
CT:We know, we know, and we're sorry.We didn't feel like going out much for a while and were screening calls, but we're better. Sorry to worry you.
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Dear CT:
A pox on all of ye. Dammee for a lubber and a milk sop. Hand over the pieces of eight or ye'll walk the plank.
Yrs.
Pirate Johnny.
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Dear CT:
Wouldn't it be great if that Ken Burns' guy could do a documentary on gum? He could do these lingering close-ups on pieces of gum, and then, like, pan across wads of chewed-up gum while the same five or six history professors yak on and on.
Yrs.
Charlie Rose.
CT: We wouldn't be surprised if he took up your suggestion.
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Dear CT.
I've got a question about Survivor? I've been watching it and it seems a lot like the first couple of episodes of The Travels of Father Gonzaga? Are the Gonzaga guys copying Survivor or is it the other way around?
Yrs.
Curious in California
P.S.I would never drink my own urine.On TV.
CT: Good Call - we weren't sure if anyone would notice. CBS's Survivor: The Australian Outback is indeed a licensed re-enactment of portions of the Gonzaga epic.
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Dear CT.
A lot of web-based entities produce hats and tee-shirts with their logo on
them. Are you going to pony up the schwag?
Yrs.
Need Tee-shirts.
CT: Not at this time. But we do encourage our readers to scrawl Chocolate Thunder on their clothing in big childish letters using an indelible marker. It makes a fine statement.
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